Happy hedgie day, fellow four-paws!
Did ya know in most other parts of the Earth the 2-leggers call today Hedgehog Day?
Not here in this USofA.
Long ago some nutballs in the Northeast decided to give all the fame and glory of weather predictin’ to a groundhog.
Who names a groundhog Phil??? Poor dude. His parents must’ve hated him.
Well whatever his name is, he better make sure it warms up. I’m sick of this deep- Hoth-winter stuff!
Stay bionic y’all,